Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Two Goofy "Star Wars" Jokes

The premier of the Star Wars movie "Revenge of the Sith" is set for May 19th, so here are two "jokes" I made up (I think I did anyway) yesterday.

What is the favorite pasta dish for a Star Wars bounty hunter?

Boba Fett-ucine

What is the name of the invisible droid in Star Wars?


Got one or two you would like to share? If I think of more I'll add them to the comments. May the jokes be with you.


At 9:53 PM, Anonymous "Pink Eyed" Jim said...

I used to go to culinary school, and I had a professor who had a Star Wars cookbook, and there was, I kid you not, a recipe for Boba Fett-ucini. :-D

At 1:09 PM, Blogger Thao said...

I went to a party where they had TIE Fighter Ties (pigs in blankets) and Yoda Soda from that same cookbook. Quite interesting. I will have to link to your jokes in my next Star Wars post.

At 3:12 PM, Blogger A1 Success Force said...

Sorry, couldn't resist, here are two more.

Who is the favorite composer on Naboo?

Wolfgang Amidala Mozart

What should you do if the lights go out on Tatooine?

Change Sebulba

At 10:18 AM, Blogger dom said...

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats. Lightsabers drawn and sparks flying.
Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said, "Ohhh, yes! I know!"

Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform just out of Vader's reach, "How do you know!?" Luke yelled at him, "How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas!?"

Darth Vader shot Luke an icey glare, "I felt your presents."


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